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December 12, 2004 by coolcroc
ARRESTING PEOPLE TO PREVENT CRIMES JUST DOESNT SOUND RIGHT.
let's get back to just arresting them when they commit a crime.

since two times as many sober people as people driving while drunk..
hurt others in accidents..maybe we should arrest the sober people
and let the drunks alone.

and like the present laws we should arrest them for being sober
instead of having an accident..thereaby preventing an accident.

im kidding but i think the MADD laws on dui's are punishing the
70% w...
December 12, 2004 by coolcroc
the average american...
from stats i remember..but may be inaccurate

is 35 years old
makes 35,000 a year
cant afford the (so called) average priced home of $170,000
eats a lot of pizza cheese steak hamburger potatoes
is conscious of fat content in foods
spends 2 hours a day cleaning house (women)
prefers beer to wine or vodka
does not wear a suit to work
watches sitcoms tho women watch daytime shows more
likes to travel. travels 27,000 miles a year
reads less than 5 books a yea...
December 12, 2004 by coolcroc
AM I A REBEL?
am i that bad?

i dont do drugs.
i dont drink and drive.
i dont use frames for pictures on my wall.
i dont go to church.
i dont want a fat girl or an ugly one.
i dont think all babies are beautiful.
i dont like pets.
i dont brush my teeth every day.
i dont get a tune up twice a year.
i dont have medical checkups once a year.
i dont take flu shots.
i dont think all people without a degree are dumb.
i dont like rock music..and even jazz after the 1960s.
i dont think...
December 9, 2004 by coolcroc
TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG?
i cant help it.

blogs only allow someone to vent thier spleen. 80 million smart bloggers
are writing and id be like a feather in the grand canyon. they already
have all the solutions and still the world doesnt change.

i do enjoy reading others blogs tho. more fun than reading official
site info. and its already changed my attitude about people. i thought
everybody was stupid til i read blogs and i find everybody has a mind.

i gotta come up with something t...
December 9, 2004 by coolcroc
TO BLOG OR NOT TO BLOG?
i cant help it.

blogs only allow someone to vent thier spleen. 80 million smart bloggers
are writing and id be like a feather in the grand canyon. they already
have all the solutions and still the world doesnt change.

i do enjoy reading others blogs tho. more fun than reading official
site info. and its already changed my attitude about people. i thought
everybody was stupid til i read blogs and i find everybody has a mind.

i gotta come up with something t...
December 7, 2004 by coolcroc
ive got 800 self-evaluation or descriptive lists different ways about myself.
i may put em up on a homepage again. too many to blog. but see..you could
use em to make lists about yourself using them as an example. wotthehell.
hey. until i do..write me and ill overload you with a few. then you can
cuss me for being vain and hire a hit man. hell. im old. i dont care.

WHY I MAKE LISTS..AND SO MANY ABOUT MYSELF

it all started when i was on a job where i had nothing to do
all day and n...
December 7, 2004 by coolcroc
NAME "Gene"
NICKNAMES jack flip cotton graywolf croc
HOMETOWN tallahassee florida
BIRTHDATE jan 29 1930
SIGN aquarius
old as sin but cute

LOOKS thats up to you. ill send pics if you want. im OLD baby.

JOB retired computer systems project analyst.

INCOME comfy secure solvent. not r...
December 6, 2004 by coolcroc
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tounge-in-cheek a tribute to human stupidity.

since the churches influence people to be decent .. people are
reluctant to talk about bodily functions like sex or bathroom
activities. now the church has decided it is indecent to eat
or talk about food.

so people go into restuarants only for take-out now and go back
to eat furitively in their cars. it is now shocking to ask anyone
what they had for dinner and inviting people f...
December 6, 2004 by coolcroc
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tounge-in-cheek a tribute to human stupidity.

since the churches influence people to be decent .. people are
reluctant to talk about bodily functions like sex or bathroom
activities. now the church has decided it is indecent to eat
or talk about food.

so people go into restuarants only for take-out now and go back
to eat furitively in their cars. it is now shocking to ask anyone
what they had for dinner and inviting people f...